Linda Chorney was born before the war. She started singing as
a fetus. She received a standing ovation in the delivery room and has
been singing ever since. As of the year 2011, she has released 6 CD's,
and 3 cassettes, and has won a total of 0 Grammy's. She has performed
on all seven continents, but only one planet. Her goal is to get 1
Grammy and sing on 2 planets.
**ON THOSE LAST STATS...UPDATE! Chorney has just been
nominated for BEST AMERICANA ALBUM "EMOTIONAL JUKEBOX" for the 54th
GRAMMY AWARDS...but still holding at 0 Grammy's and the same goal.
Highlights in her career thus far have been breaking the Top 40 Adult
Contemporary Charts, and singing for Nelson Mandela, in front of a
crowd of 250,000 humans. And of course playing in Sports bars where no
one is listening. She likes to refer to herself as "she" when she is
writing stuff like this. Linda is about to complete two
autobiographical books and release them. As her songs are mini-stories
of her life, she decided to write the experiences behind the songs
filled with her adventures around the world, and her dysfunctional
relationships. Sounds quite self-absorbed, wouldn't you say? Just
because it happened to you, doesn't make it interesting, but sometimes,
putting it to music does.